Friday, 28 February 2014

The What sometimesly permissions giving

The what sometimesly

Hey guys, in this post we want to bring forth a few issues concerning this blog.

History

This was made by me back in primary school, as a manually written newspaper tuned to my class. Other classes would not understand. I decided to revive it as restart it as a blog, but this time tune it to our class. I founded this blog with again, and Johan and Yew Chong joined as permanent authors/admins.

Joining of the blog

Many people want to join this blog like Chairman, who is supposed to supposed to fufill his duties as a man-chair. However, it is a community created by the 3 of us. If you want to join the blog, here are a few things you must do~
1) Write an article and send it to us via email or you can use drive and share it to thewhatsometimesly@googlegroups.com, putting us as can comment. *
1b) If you have done that, and it is approved, you only need to appear as a special guest twice to be an author. But if it is not approved, you need to appear trice.*
2) This is only if you have not written the article. You can choose to appear as a special guest 5 times and you will be author.*
3) Potential. If you regularly send the email above ideas for articles and they are mostly chosen, we will review it on a case by case basis.**
*This only grants you being author for a limited time, for about a week. The period is chosen on a case by case basis.
**We only know your potential by the ideas, not really the writing skill. Every week, this will be reviewed and again, case by case basis.
***We may just sack you if we find you too evil and stuff
Pls fill up our form to sign up to be a special guest. The form will be posted up later in the day. For the artical, no need to sign up. Just email us to inform us.

Content

This is made to bring a little smile into everyone's life. As this is tuned to the class, it may be sometimes be directed unintentionally to anyone. If you find any post too offensive, email the post to us. We will either edit the content or remove the post.

ONE MORE THING, if you are in the community, DO NOT POST ANYTHING UNTIL A SUPER SENSITIVE COMMUNITY MEMBER (Later will be mentioned) HAS SEEN IT AND FINDS IT OK

Lastly, continue to enjoy the WHATSOMETIMESLY!!!!! 

This post will be reposted several times.people

HEH? TOTALLY UNRELATED

YES, I KNOW THIS IS ABOUT OUR CLASS BUT YES. HERE GOES

Number 1:

"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs
WOAH STEVIE... Are you pirate or innovator?
Quite motivational... Thinking out of the box but villainy -__-

Think out loud in the comments below! :D

P.S GJ STEVE! *thumbs up*

Number 2:

Johan's "joke"

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You are so lazy You didn't read all the You's
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because realise there is not "Yoo" and you have been tricked.
5. You are going to forward this to others who are like "YOU"!

NOW I KNOW AT LEAST 13 THINGS ABOUT YOUUUU NOWWWWWW:
1. You are holding your phone or on your computer
2. You are on blogger.
3. You just saw this post.
4. You are now reading it.
5. You are human.
7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating lips.
8. You just attempted to do it.
9. You are laughing at yourself
10. You have smiles on your face
11. You skipped number 6
12. You just checked to see if there is a number 6
13. You are laughing because I got you there...

IS IT TRUE???
Put your thoughts in the comments below...
P.S converted from whatsapp to blogger

IF HE HAS REALLY HYPNOTISED YOU COMPLETELY TO THE POINT...

Share if you want!



P.P.S LOL

Thursday, 27 February 2014

Prata invasion






Prata invasion!!! All hide in your houses at all times. The alien invasion, in the form of pratas, has been seen invading earth by the what spacecraft. Numouros pratas have also been spotted over SST. We advise to eat all earthly pratas and stay away from curry as pratas love curry. If any other pratas are spotted, please email the what somtimesly at thewhatsometimesly@googlegroups.com.





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******ONLY AVAILABLE TILL 10 SECONDS AFTER YOU READ THIS

The medicine for the blur ones

"HUH!?" "Got homework meh? I never do leh" "What is that?"
Heard these before, haven't you?
The blur people in the class have been sighted! We need to call the paramedics, the ambulance, the police, the cops the whatever you can call, the Macdonalds I'M LOVING IT, to try and save them! Rescue them from falling into the world of confusion! The stars are floating. Gosh! Help!
How YOU can play a part in helping them...
When you see them online in gmail, tell them the homework, even if it means them scolding you. JUST DO IT. Its for their own good. Don't let them get hypnotized! EAT MORE MACDONALDS.
Mostly the class has not been infected. EAT MORE MACDONALDS. Help them.EAT MORE MACDONALDS. Arm yourself with notebooks and pens. EAT MORE MACDONALDS. Jot down, don't fall into oblivion.EAT MORE MAC I GIVE UP! The last thing we want is a non-infected guy getting infected. >:( MUST EAT MORE MACDONALDS
Gogogo!
P.S. Go get a double cheeseburger


The Wai Yan Face

We currently have no idea what he is doing or why he is doing this. All I can say is that he has something wrong with his brain.....or maybe he went cuckoo cuz of the selfie disease and is doing this.......OR MAYBE.......... YI WAI YAN!

THE SELIFE DISEASE

It would appear that one of our classmates has came down with the selfie disease. We do not know whether this is caused by the S1-01 flu or it is a separate disease. And we also do not know whether is this disease infectious.
More updates to come.

S1-01 Virus

LATEST NEWS AS ACCORDING TO 27/2/14...
The new strain of virus has come. Cough, flu, stomach flu and no one knows whatever disease any one has, come together and form the latest strain of virus. The S1-01 Virus.
The S1-01 virus has rumoured to start from Johan, and has supposedly spread to the rest. The infected list:
Johan (Stomach Flu...)
Joshua (Flu...)
Yew Chong (Stomach Flu...)
Durwa (Flu...)
Sid (Stomach flu)

However, most people recover quickly. The only one who did not, Johanna, was quickly sent to the hospital.
"It was a traumatic experience! In the end, I remembered that laughter is the best medicine and laughed but vomited. All the virus burst because of my laugh."

It is to believed to have been originated from hyenas, and Johan caughted it in the 2014 Jan Laughing contest. It was a close fight between Johan and the hyenas. In the end, Johan won but the virus from the hyenas got passed to him.

If you know anymore cases, send it to: thewhatsometimesly@googlegroups.com

You can prevent yourself from being sick by:
1) Not eating any unhealthy stuff. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
2) Don't attempt to become sick to skip school
3) Try to eat your vegetables (Like J!)
4) Sleep early, don't make yourself suffer
5) Stay away from people who fall sick in class like (HOW!?)

More updates to come.




Noel and Justin's "BIG FIGHT"


THE FIGHT BETWEEN NOEL AND JUSTIN

In the left conner, Noel, known for his agility and ability to think on his feet (or hands) 
In the right conner, Justin A.K.A Wei San, known for his bulkiness  and brute strength.
BATTLE SECONDS!!!

<They lock both hands> 
<lock other hands>

.....

<after going back and forth for ever, we gave up.>

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

WELCOME FELLOW S1-01 2014ers!

Hello googlepedia, S1-01ers! This is the whatsometimesly, not the real class blog. Believing this is like believing that *wikipedia the 2nd* will not ever ask a question during all 6 hours of school. And...

Wanna contribute to this AWESOME blog?
Just send them to: thewhatsometimesly@googlegroups.com

Lastly, HAVE FUN FOLKS, PITIFUL HUMANS OR PEOPLE!
*Any relation to any people, pets, or pitiful humans are coincidental