Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Assassin tried to kill teacher

An assassin tried to kill our math teacher this morning. Wong Min Quan was convicted of attempted murder this morning. According to eyewitness accounts, he launched a piece of paper at the math teacher's neck. Luckily the teacher caught it on time before it hit her.

"It was terrifying," says a eye-witness. "He could have killed us all with that deadly piece of paper!"

It has also been reported that someone wrote a letter to WHAT to ban all usage of paper in schools.


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