Friday, 11 April 2014

Dark matter discovered

Dark matter has been discovered! The discoverer is Keith Tang. Below is an exclusive interview with him.

Reporter: How did you discover dark matter?

Keith: I just googled myself

What inspired you to google it?

Well, I could not hold up my big head anymore due to an information overload. I found out that dark matter has anti gravity, so it could help with my situation with the oversized head.

OK, is there anything else you want to tell the whatsometimesly readers?

Come buy the big head holder!!! If you have a very big head, like me with full of knowledge, use the google holder!!! Used with the google anti-matter software to lift up a head with a maximum of infinity newtons!


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